You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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