I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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