If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I didn't notice because vodka
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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