I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My room smells like vodka and shame
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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