he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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