So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Randomize
