idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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