we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
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If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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