It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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