she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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