you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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