We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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