My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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