I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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