I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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