i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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