Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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