We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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