you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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