What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
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