I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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