haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Found your dick twin last night
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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