party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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