some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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