feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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