It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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