I got chris browned last night
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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