I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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