I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she looked like the before picture.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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