Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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