is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
