Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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