And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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