The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm always down for nudity.
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