Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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