I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
