He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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