It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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