so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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