dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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