I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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