I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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