For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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