If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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