I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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