Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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