Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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