honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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