Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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