I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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