She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
she smelled like a LAN party
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
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Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My ass is underappreciated
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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