i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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