So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Randomize
