Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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