just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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