Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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