i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention